Doctor Sparkles: Guestbook

Dgimis

November 18, 2008

good guest page.
thank you.

Mr. Kevin Sparkles

November 12, 2008

Hi! My name is Mr. Kevin Sparkles. I'm a snowman who wear mittens, a sombrero, a Brewers helmet, mardi gras beads, and bling. I like your last name. It's hard to type with mitten on.

Dick Behenna

November 10, 2008

Nice to meet you and Michelle on Sunday. Would you send me your email address so we can properly add you to our database.

Dick

Ms Ganther

November 10, 2008

i love you

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November 7, 2008

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Waydaycig

October 22, 2008

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Coldargungago

October 17, 2008

Hi
I like your domain - doctorsparkles.com
It is a pleasure to say about
Cool website
joyful and funny museum
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Bye

Jon Peters

October 1, 2008

'Met you at Burning Uke VI. Great show! Here's my site:
www.sammamishsublimationband.org

Weed man

September 29, 2008

What kind of trees are you blown man cause i am lookin for some of what you got

Apponeeinwaps

September 23, 2008

I am getting more and more worried about the economy and global meltdown.

The more things change the more they remain the same. The fundamental challenges we face today have changed little since Chaucer penned his observations on life and distilled them in a set of tales. In the modern city of Canterbury University Students analyse and dissect the meanings conveyed in texts set in that very locale in the 1300’s.

Youngsters face today’s Jekyll and Hyde society not knowing that the Constants remain; love, betrayal, desire, fear. Each story conveys a lesson as we study for our degree in the University of Life, the big diploma mill of which we are all Alumni. We sit grinning like Cheshire cats, thinking we have all the answers.

We call it a success when we pollute our atmosphere shooting down our own Satellite USA 193, Market Street Credibility is our preferred accreditation and recognition from our peers and fellow consumers, we Poison our Planet for Profit. Banks have crashed before and remember – you can’t eat money.

Globalization has consequences. Everything we do has consequences, even something simple like buying firewood. The Oregon ODA advises not to obtain anything from out-of-state because of all the insects and diseases it might carry. That is just a relatively local issue. Imagine all the things that are carried around the world each day – each hour. We must protect our future, just as we should remember our past. All over the world, From the UK to the USA and the Seychelles to Egypt, still, yes, STILL, there is no REAL alternative to fossil fuels.

Are we all going to purgatory in a wheelbarrow telling each other stories to pass the time? Sometimes I wonder!

Sorry guys, I had a long day and feel sick of the world. Rant Over!

September 20, 2008

You are good and crazy. I want slap you silly. YOU have NO lucky charms! Get out of that grass!

Mrs. B. E. Pyie

September 19, 2008

Dr. Sparkles! I must say that your new cd, Monkey Swing Monkey Doo is BRILLIANT! It is fun and original, unique yet familiar and over all just the best! You, Doctor, are a fountain of endless treasure! Keep em coming! :)

excuses

September 3, 2008

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enema

September 3, 2008

There is no greater sign of a general decay of virtue in a nation, than a want of zeal in its inhabitants for the good of their country.
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Trixy

September 2, 2008

Два года назад переехал жить за город в собственный, наконец-то достроенный дом, и сразу же установил там очистную станцию "ТОПАС 10". В "ТОПОЛ-ЭКО" - это та компания, которая делает эти станции, - предложили взять на сервисное обслуживание. В принципе недорого, но я отказался: дай, думаю, попробую сам! Все-таки техника. Четыре раза в год, как положено, включал насос и откачивал накопившийся ил. Это несложно. А тут подошел срок замены мембран у компрессоров Air Mac и промывки фильтров. Я немного волновался: справлюсь ли? Оказалось, что это довольно просто. Удовольствия получил, поковырявшись с отверткой, массу - не отвык, оказывается, на своей высокоинтеллектуальной работе! И семья на цыпочках ходит: тсс! мужик делом занят! - это что-то! Не жалею!
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Queelaybuided

August 25, 2008

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Dypejarry

August 22, 2008

Hi


Bye

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August 15, 2008

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TeenMan

August 14, 2008

I like This site!
Thanks!

serena

August 13, 2008

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Thayne

August 6, 2008

I'm famous! I'm frickin famous! I'm on the Dr. Sparkles website! I keep telling people how famous I am, but they still look at me like they still don't know who I am.

I'm famous! I'm on Dr. Sparkles website! I throw balls in the air and catch them (the Dr. really does all the hard work). I'm famous!

springspring

July 16, 2008

Hello,,im new here,,i just wanna say hello to all.

gengoparm

July 6, 2008

Funny Things coming later !!!

Valentine

July 5, 2008

Just do it: ,

Elle Stern

June 28, 2008

Kevin, it was delightful to see you yesterday. Thank you for dropping by. I would like to have some of your cards to hand out to friends with children and such.
Looking forward to your CD and the ukulele cabaret.
I looked you up in the 1987 LGHS year book. You were quite an athlete!
Elle Stern

SLXTC

June 23, 2008

A lady sitting in first class saw the cockpit door open, she was incredulous to see that the pilot was reading,
very concerned she asked a flight attendant, “Miss, why is the pilot reading? Isn’t he supposed to be flying?
“The woman fainted when the flight attendant said,
"oh well, he’s just studying for his pilot license."

SLXTC

June 22, 2008

Computer.... Male or Female?

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!").

Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion are the followings:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons are the followings:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

SLXTC

June 20, 2008

Die Herkunft des Koi

In der heutigen Zeit gezüchtete Kois kommen hauptsächlich aus
Surprise The Wife

After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.

Finally the doctor says to him this is all in your mind, and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.

Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor tells him, I can cure this, and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke....

The witch doctor says This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year All you have to do is say 1 2 3 and it shall rise for as long as you wish

The guy then asks the witch doctor What happens after when its over?.

The witch doctor says all you have to say is 1 2 3 4 and it will go down. But be warned it will not work again for 3 months

This guy goes home and that night is ready to surprise his wife with the good news... So he is lying in bed with her and says 1 2 3, and suddenly he gets a hard-on.

His wife turns over and says What did you say 1 2 3 for ?

Virginia Beach Tricare Clinic

June 18, 2008

Just wondering how you are doing. The clinic misses you. when are you coming back to virginia beach for a performance?

AdultAngel

June 13, 2008

I braced for advances.

Theresa

June 3, 2008

Greetings, Doctor!

I opened a local production of "The Last Days of Judas Ascariot" with "A Special Place" at the request of the director, after a friend/actor heard me playing it. They said it really warmed up the audience for the funny/religious theme, and people really liked the song! I'm glad I got to give your music a little exposure.

I'm playing more ukulele nowadays and I'm still remembering the pointers you shared at Burning Man, 2006. Thanks a lot!

George Lyman

May 21, 2008

A Burlington, Vt. in-home caregiver told me about you.

JokesFunnn

April 16, 2008

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

emanuelleer

April 15, 2008

Not much on my mind. Basically not much exciting going on today. Eh.I am not only encouraged by that.

Charles Davis, A.T.O.M.

April 12, 2008

I love you. Please call. I'm in Sedona.
928-274-1820
I am very, very happy... I've finally landed.
Blessing on you and yours.

Slim

April 10, 2008

Hello Dr. S
I am a Ukester up in Portland,Oregon
since I have got my National Ukulele I have been playing more and when I play my Imagination runs wild here are two songs with out melodies,the first is about a group of cats that play ukulele's GCEA or Good Cats Entertain Ants the Second is and goog Mothers Day Song .

Since I have mastered Dancing the Argentine Tango I want to play them on my Nat go to www.todotango for sheet music Por una Cabeza and Desde de Alma haver simple Melodies and could be translated in to chords . If you ever get a Uketoit let me know.

Slim

Good Cats Entertain Ants

Were the Good Cats

out in the alley

entertaining all the ants



and if a pretty girl

strolls by will sing her the song

"When a cat loves a squirrel"



and if a bad boy

rides by will sing him the song

"BOY! I'm not a your toy"



Were the good cats

Jimmy is really good on the Ukulele

and Slim all ways plays off key



and we all love to party after the show

drinking Island margarita's

with the feline senoritas

I love my mommies ckicken pot pie

it curls my smile really high
it gives me happy sigh
that I am such a lucky guy

Cause when its in the oven
it smells so good

its the best darn pie in the
whole neighborhood

I love my mommies ckicken pot pie

no matter where I go
I will remember it every day

and when I see her again
I will say 'you make it best your way'.

I love my mommies chicken pot pie
chicken pot pie

Have a Ukefull day

Russell Causey

April 5, 2008

Kevin,

Are you interested in being a music docent at Mount Madonna this summer? Please contact me and I'll see to it that you get first choice of a weekend or two.

Russ

Justin Anderson (drums: "sail away")

January 22, 2008

Great work man!...

Lewis Nowosad

January 19, 2008

So, a priest, a rabbi and a shoe salesman walk into a bar........

X. Benedict

December 26, 2007

For the longest time I had the blues. Now, having discovered the good Doctor Sparkles, I have the reds, the greens, the mauves, the purples--and the paisleys! When I hear the song "Sail Away" that's literally what I do. Sail away to a whimsical, sentimental and "euphorical" place I call happiness. He makes my heart and ears giddy as can be.

Sparkle on, Doc. Sparkle on.

Moose Karloff

December 14, 2007

Yo, Doctor Sparkles:

I just found out that you moved to San Francisco: good for you. Virginia's grievous loss is the Bay Area's beneficial gain. However, your once somewhat proximity to NYC being a thing of the past is a tad sad. But, fear not!!! Your Manhattan confreres are still relentlessly promoting the humble, yet noble, fourstringer in our ongoing enterprise of heightening ukulele consciousness in this corner of the universe. Get a cabaret or other scene going out there and some of such will gladly come out to see you in hopes of expanding the territory of Modern Ukulelia. I'll remember you to Hot Time Harv McFine and Irv "J-Boy" Shyne. My best to her Ladyship and Sister Sparkles. Good luck, friend!!!

Moose

Scott Wilson

December 4, 2007

I LOVE your music! I found you on mp3realm.org! You're song, Sail Away, I LOVE IT!! I've sent you a some emails, one to your wife on YouTube. PLEASE contact me! I'd love to talk to you! You're music is amazing! BTW, I'm dinglyberries on YouTube. I've showed your song to a LOT of people, all who think it's GREAT! I listen to it all the time on my iPod! I am your biggest fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE. CONTACT ME! I'd be the greatest thing!!!!!!!

Karen

November 8, 2007

My husband just called me from work and told me to log on to your site. It was the nicest thing anyone has done for me all week !! Truly magical music with the most incredible eye candy. I was truly intranced. By the way, thank my husband. You see him almost everyday. Keep doing what you're doing, you are a joy and I admire your soul. Karen

Dave

October 29, 2007

So this guy walks into a grocery store...(stop me if you've heard this one). Anyways this professionally dressed, well-behaved man walks up to me and hands me his business card. Hmm let's take a look at his card..WHAT THE (insert naughty word here). To make a long story short I quit the only job I have, left my wife to join the circus because of this webpage and am now in a small 8X6 cell with nice white walls, a warm-tight jacket with long sleeves, and listening to you playing on a ukelelee (sp?). I'm happy here now thanks to you. (singing along) dee dee di dee dee di

Objessecefe

October 16, 2007

Hello.
I need your help

Tolyan

October 3, 2007

That is great site. You are cool man!

megan gilliland

July 25, 2007

i saw u at virgina beach usa with my one of my best friends andwe thought ur songs were awesome !!!!!!!! and i cant not get over ur weird clothes and ur freekish boots were ,,,well, freekish. ur songs made me happier then i had been for a long time i thank u and i wish i could hear you in personn soon but i know that wish wont come true
i hope u arent like most performers and u are reading this in person right now but i thought u would like to know that little kids arent the only ones who enjoy what u do!
age 14, megan gilliland Hillilard Ohio

megan gilliland

July 25, 2007

i saw u at virgina beach usa with my one of my best friends andwe thought ur songs were awesome !!!!!!!! and i cant not get over ur weird clothes and ur freekish boots were ,,,well, freekish.

Pappy

June 26, 2007

Your thought o'th'month in KPB.com is still for March.
...Carrying the Sparkle to Aisa and beyond.
Hee.

Joanna Eikanas (Green)

June 26, 2007

My Husband is playing your music at work...just heard it!!! Fun and really sticks in the head :) Hope to see you sometime again at "Good Old Mt. Madonna"

Jeff

June 3, 2007

Awesome - keep doin' what you're doin'

Sean

June 2, 2007

dude, you are the coolest guy I think I've ever seen. I love it, the whole thing, your the bomb

AnettoGrande

April 25, 2007

Thanks for that that you is

Dionne

April 11, 2007

Hey, Kevin! It's Dionne from PFM! I love that you have not lost your "SPARKLE"! :-D

Driver-im

April 7, 2007

My mum without mind from you!
You are the best

Siber

March 10, 2007

Oh nice! Very pretty page!

marisol alayo

March 6, 2007

I think its great how you see things.
You make the world seem so much better thru your songs. I think people would really be a whole lot better in life with a bit of imagination.

Diane

February 27, 2007

Thank you for making my husband's 50th birthday party a huge success. I highly recommend your services to anyone that might be considering having live entertainment at their affair. Your professionalism, and diversified musical talents are to be admired. Everyone enjoyed the evening and will remember it for years to come, thanks Doc.

gabe

February 25, 2007

hi I think i know your daughter kalyn, she told me about your site and it's awsome!!!!!

Josh

February 16, 2007

I happened to listed to Sail Away by accident and it touched me in a way I cannot explain. A few years ago, my daughter died in a car wreck. As sad as it made it made me feel listening to your song (over and over), it allowed me to remember her in a most beautiful way. I don’t know you, or why you wrote that song, or why I felt such a connection…I am just very grateful that you did. Thank you!

Dr. Jason Filberto

February 13, 2007

I especially enjoy your silver hat. Such an allure to evil practices, our young ones are tempted to partake of. Excellent that help is on the way and there to assist the full release for our young adults. Praise be thy name! Blessings to all.

david King

February 12, 2007

My hero.

February 11, 2007

Your know end news! What is th

Robert Tabor

January 31, 2007

OK I'm Ron's neighbor and he mention Dr. Sparkles in ALM and i thought I'd check out the site. I've come to the conclusion that you guys are out there(in a really good way). It has a duality like in the way that I think it sounds really cool but I'm afriad it will give me nightmares.

kris

January 22, 2007

When are you coming to Madison, wisconsin!?

love :)

January 20, 2007

haha

PetroXXX

January 15, 2007

Hello, nice site!

Tom

January 3, 2007

I've loved your music since hearing it on Ukecast, and I've downloaded some of your stuff from iTunes. My heart is especially warmed by "There's a Special Place". Hope to catch your show sometime when I'm not working 7 days a week graveyard shift.

Musashi

December 25, 2006

I found your site because I was bored at work and decided to research how people have attached themselves to the word "sparkles" via the internet. I must say sir, you win. You easily beat out the theme hotel in England, the soft drink, and some lady's theory on ghosts and photography. After listening to Sail Away, I immediately picked up two copies from the Elderly Instruments website. That song is impossibly good, your voice sounds like halloween in 1935, and it's saying such wistful lovely things. It warms the wine in my heart. Thanks man!

Mellisa

November 13, 2006

Wonderful work Dr. Sparkle on!

Michael Kealoha Henry

November 7, 2006

See ya at Malibu~

Nikki Murphy

October 9, 2006

Wow- this is a flipping awsome website. i love your pictures and i am lucky to know you....have a nice day.

Algernon

September 19, 2006

Is this website paradise? In any case, it's very nice.

Cheryl

September 18, 2006

im in your guestbook -how did this happen? great snippit & webiste- keep sparkl'n

simon james williams

September 11, 2006

Doc you crazy desert cat! I have no idea when/how we met at BM but I have your card so hello from England. come see me on my space

http://www.myspace.com/94630011

big hugs, simon

Kevin J

September 11, 2006

Just found you on myspace - awesome songs and deep.

Keep it coming.

Theresa

September 9, 2006

Thanks for the "Dead Man's Party" tabs, Doc! Meeting you was definitely a B-Man highlight, swooping in right in our time of need. I hope we get a cut of our 48 hour film with your entire Hell song at the end, it made it.

Sad thing is, someone sat on my Phoenix uke the last day when we were packing up. I lost my last one the same way, after some fire damage. I put the body in the burn pile, and Phoenix #3 is not far away...

Kevin Riley O'Keeffe

September 1, 2006

I contacted you like 18 months ago, and flaked out on getting back to you; for that I apologize. I'll explain later, as you're presently at Burning Man (I've always wanted to go to that splendiferous shindig my own darn self).

In the sacred words of Francis M. Baron Esq., "Thank ye!"

shelley

August 7, 2006

oh doctor sparkles...i just heard 'sail away' via the ukecast...how lovely! it is absolutely charming. really looking forward to listening to more of your music. please come to holland so we can play ukuleles together!

Woop Woop

August 2, 2006

Woop! Woop! You are Bearilliant Mr. Sparkles

Let's make the world more fun!

I'd love to come and gig with you and Mrs. Sparkles someday.

Cheers
Woop Woop
The Famous Globe Trotting Bear

www.Woop-Woop.com
www.WoopWoop.co.uk (Fan Club)
www.myspace.com/WoopWoopsWorld

KtZ

July 29, 2006

I saw you play last night on Beach Street, and you made me extremely happy!

Thanks, and great music!

Christi :)

July 25, 2006

... you just cheered me up!
I like this site. :)

Theo Kuntz

July 9, 2006

omg dude, i saw you at that innuendo music fest and after hearing your song "There's a special place" i bought your CD.

i dont recomend that song for your kids show, or anyone over the age of 20 for that matter. Some people just wont find the humor in it.

but above all, its all fun and laughter, and thats a wonderful thing to spread.
so for that,
i salute you.
good luck!

P.S. i think i might pick up a uke from musiciansfriend.com for myself for like 20 bucks.

Tammy Murphy

June 27, 2006

I love to visit and listen! Cannot wait to meet the man who could turn Michelle's heart!

Michelle Hayes Bargher

June 24, 2006

Michelle and I went to Middle and High School together. ( Ran into Michelle at the beach, week end of June 16, 2006) Enjoyed your show.

Thomas J. Camp

June 21, 2006

Kevin your music is Fantastic. Thank-You very much for cleaning out that nasty boil on my back at Brother Bill's house. It's cleared up and solid healthy skin is Producing. Fantabulous. Love you Dude and God Bless. Thomas J. Camp

Deseree

June 20, 2006

Merry Meet,
I thought that I would fly in & dust your guestbook with some very powerful & magickal Love & Peace!
Your realm to just so well done.. You should take a bow for all your hard work..
Please feel free to drop by & see me sometime! My door is always open! Click My Name & It Will Take You To My Realm! Be Sure To Sign The Guest Book! :)
Blessed Be )o(

Satan

June 13, 2006

All hail Dr. Sparkles!!!

-ed.

May 28, 2006

What a wonderful discovery. While strolling on Atlantic Ave. in the midst of a sea of fleshly decadence was an amazing rainbow lighthouse in the guise of Dr. Sparkles. While I was greatly satisfied with the original compositions, I was mentally floored by your rendition of "Dead Man's Party". Yes, Virginia, there is hope!

Pappy

May 12, 2006

It is just gas.

Christian from England

May 10, 2006

Heard your music on the small world podcast and am very happy to have discovered your fantastic tunes.

I'm more than inspired enough to blow the dust of my left handed Uke!

Please let me know if i can play one of your tunes on my podcast.. 'Documentally.com' :)

Great work, thanks!
Chtistian.

Eric

May 9, 2006

Sort of a Tiny Tim - Tim Burton love child thing. I love it. See you at the Nursing Home!

Foster Curry

May 6, 2006

Hey Doc,
I work with your fine father at Palm. Terry handed me your CD and said he'd been instructed to pass it on to any "crazy" people at work. Well, Bingo, with a capital Bing. Congratufreakinlations man, it's ALL GOOD. Some gooder than others of course - I've put a handful of the songs on my Treo right away so that playing them won't keep my girlfriend awake while I'm looking up the lyrics on your website. I'm going to have to cut myself off now after playing See Me Home 20 times in a row - it's still sending me through the same cycle of elated chills and mild tears - grinning from head to toe throughout.
Many thanks,
Foster

Kenny

May 3, 2006

Thanks for the kind words about my band on the Hamptonroads site. My computer is too slow to play your songs but you sure seem to have something unique going on. Keep it up.
Kenny

Howlin' Hobbit

May 1, 2006

Love your music! I blogged about you (www.howlinhobbit.com/blog/) and have added your site to the rotation in the "Howlin' Hobbit Likes..." section of my main site.

Keep on strummin'!

sean tipton

April 27, 2006

music sounds good man keep it up bro..........

Sarah Michelle

April 26, 2006

Hi Kevin,
I am one of Kelly Pritchard's grandaughters. I just wanted to thank you again for performing Butterfly at his memorial service. I have added it to my myspace page and I listen to it quite often. It was so appropriate and really reminds me of him. It is beautiful. I hope all is well with you and wish you nothing but the best.

Deep Thanks,
Sarah Michelle

Andy Campbell

April 23, 2006

Man, you haven't changed a bit! Kep it up!

Lindsey

April 23, 2006

You look like the actor Cillian Murphy, who stared opposite Rachel McAdams in Red Eye. He is also in Batman Begins and 28 Days Later. Cool Music, lots of fun. :)

Edd

April 16, 2006

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