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Doctor Sparkles: Music

There's A Special Place

(Doctor Sparkles)
Doctor Sparkles = KPB (vocals + soprano ukulele)
Copyright 2006 Kevin Patrick Baiko

There’s a special place in hell for you
There’s a special place in hell for me
There’s a special place in hell for each
And every member of society

There’s a special place in hell for Adam
There’s a special place in hell for Steve
There’s a special place in hell for Lilith and Eve
And every loving combination they conceive of

No one’s left out! Ain’t it swell?
We each have a special place in hell!
There’s a special place in hell for you
There’s a special place in hell for me

There’s a special place in hell for yours
And there’s a special place in hell for mine
And if ya believes what ya hear
There’s a special place in hell for everybody’s, no lyin’
Ya know, honey, there’s a whole lotta self-righteous people out there
Sayin’ dey’s right and everybody else is wrong
Point bein’, why can’t we set judgment aside
And all just get along?

There’s a special place in hell for yellow
There’s a special place in hell for green
There’s a special place in hell for black and white and red
And each shade in between

There’s a special place in hell for Moslems
There’s a special place in hell for Jews,
For Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists, Pagans, Atheists,
And of course those who worship Satan too

No one’s left out! Ain’t it swell?
We each have a special place in hell!
There’s a special place in hell for you
There’s a special place in hell for me