Doctor Sparkles: Music

• MP3 play whole song, lo-fi (modem)

Doctor Sparkles = KPB (vocals + soprano ukulele + kazoos + ocarinas + bells + castanets) x Ron Subeh (tuba)

Copyright 2006 Kevin Patrick Baiko

Me llama Francisco el Gato
You may not hear of me as you ought to
But now perk up your ears to my tune
That I sing for you under de full moon

I, I, I, I, Francisco el Gato
We sing tonight under la luna
So please won’t you spare us some tuna?

I rise from the streets of Los Gatos
I survive all its bullies and bratos
But de kittens of man worst of all
For they squeeze Francisco like de mousy doll

I, I, I, I, Francisco el Gato
My honor is all that matto
But I don’t mind half eaten ratto

I like my mouse tails cooked al dente
And I once ran for el presidente
But my party they abandon ship
When they see Francisco on de catnip

I, I, I, I, Francisco el Gato
So what if I act loco kitty
When I visit El Catnip City?

I once marry fairest Chiquita
(But he could not stand her when in heata) Well dat’s true
All de screeching, no way to ignore it
(And he did not have no huevos for it) Dey don’t need to know dat!

I, I, I, I Francisco el Gato
Come love me and hear my purrito
And toss in de pollo burrito

I, I, I, I, Francisco el Gato
You listen to Los Tigres Bando
So please won’t you give us a hand. Ole!